There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

BETTA GETTA JETTA! IT’S A RECORD SETTA!

Had the same issue with my 1990 Porsche 944S2 the other day, except that I didn’t get locked in, didn’t pee in my shoes, and only had trouble opening the trunk.

It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Pay close attention to the fact that they essentially sit in order to where their gear is. Not a wasted millisecond. 

It obviously wasn’t the white-market.

That was handled a lot better than I expected, honestly. I thought there would be some absurd fine.

“In the photo above, Cristiano Ronaldo can be seen sort of air-humping Casemiro...”

But how fast is its 0-flipped on its roof on the side of a Swiss hill time?