Doesn’t it drive you crazy that there are gamers out there so irritating that it forces you to do something so dirty like agreeing with EA on anything?

Hey

It’s crazy to think about industry standards back then, when you’d regularly have dozens of artists and programmers on a project being so dramatically overworked. Things have come such a long way now that it’s hundreds of them.

I suppose it’s just a coincidence that the website is registered to one Mason Torjinsky. Is that your Tyler Durden? 

So I guess I’m the only one who thought this post was announcing that Kristofer Hivju had died or something?  

Who in their right mind gets an email from a “foreign prince” and opens the attachment?

I for one welcome our new liquor dispensing robot overlords.

Where are all the eggs and cheese that make it smell like farts when you step on it?

First 24 Hours of Lemons race, Jay Lamm does a pre race talk to the newbies. He goes over the track and called every corner “You Fucked Up”

Jason, you’re logged in under Andrew’s account, just FYI

I send a TON of inappropriate hate mail to George and Torchinsky (while drinking wine I might add). I feel that should be exposed as well.

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

And here I thought that was going to be about that asshole Paul Maidment and how he fired the Deadspin Editor-in-Chief.

Um...what you quoted simply addresses a recommendation that people who convert to EV keep their old parts safe and well-labelled.

I haven’t played Fortnite in over a year (and really only played STW when I did), but even as a bystander I really do enjoy the amount of production value and very impressive technical effects they employ in these events.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Nah, I’ll wait till they show up at my local Dollar Store.

On one hand, Stevens is such a dipshit for this. On the other, I'm amazed he bypassed his standard move of asking to speak to the manager. 

No surprise here. The Patriots have always disputed evidence that their balls were illegally deflated.