Now Lori is going to be USC as well. (Up shit creek)

Totaly read your comment as “He could be asexual or aromatic.” 

Avengers: Game. Set. Match.

Thanks for the explaination. I knew mirror site wasn’t quite correct but it was the best analogy I could think of. The comments sections are a wasteland and having to manually clear my browser history and then type in us.lifehacker.com each time and then search for the specific article is draining. I just don’t…

I hope this doesn’t mean that Jezebel will be having a .com.au mirror site like LifeHacker, Gizmodo & Kotaku do. I refuse to click links to these sites anymore as the .com.au versions have their own local comment sections that zero people use. The only reason to read the articles are the comments...

Trump has done what he promised. Maybe with the amount of naughty staff in the Trump administration, Santa will need to deliver so much coal that the coal industry is profitable again?

Ok, you bring up an exception to the rule I can totally go with.

So now any sweater that’s ugly is an ugly Christmas sweater? Even if it has nothing on it relating to Christmas? 

I’d be more upset that it’s a super ugly looking sweater and no one can make it look attractive.

Cardi B is parched and Jezebel is her drinking fountain.

What do oil these countries have in common?

Hopefully Mexico brings out the tear gas to keep out these people in return. This group of sick people from Utah could be made up of rapists, prescription drug dealers, and spies from other countries trying to get into Mexico. 

 Next season, we can look forward to the The Megyn and Roseanne Casual Racism Hour on Fox.

Off topic, but is anyone else not seeing any pictures when articles link to Twitter? I just get big, blank, white spaces. 

What is ASMR? Maybe explain the abbreviation at least once in the whole article?

You know it travelled west, right? From England to New York. Well, it started travelling west, then straight down...

The party cost way more than $500,000, that was just the cost of one entertainer. They booked out Tao, catering, gifts, staff etc...

Nearly every villain in the Luke Cage series?

Oscar Isaac played Apocolypse in X-Men. He’s of Guatemalan descent and is playing an Egyptian. Jamie Foxx played Electro in Spider-Man.

She should drop “Be Best” and just go with “ I Really Don’t Care, Do U?”. It’s more authentic, makes sense, and applies to so many situations she finds herself in.