Any distraction right now is welcome. It’s gotten so bad that even the thought of Jeremy Renner in a movie doesn’t mean automatic boycott.

Minor Kylie?

I’m the same and I’m Australian ffs. I just feel a mixture of despair and depression.

Why not just appoint Putin, Assad, the Legion of Doom and the Hellfire Club while he’s at it?

We’ll still be here for you.

Wonder whether the florist, caterer, minister, photographer, reception center etc. will have a religious objection and legally be able to discriminate against you too.

America, we can’t be friends anymore.

My Facebook feed is clear of gloating. I unfriended everyone I knew who was a vocal Trump supporter.

Don’t forget the next decade or two of fucked up decisions by the Supreme Court.

More importantly, what’s California’s stance on euthanasia?

Siri knows better. Strongly in the Hillary camp.

I think you’re missing the point of what releasing your tax returns is for.

In his defence, in his small hands a chippolata sausage looks big.

“What would Michelle do?”

100) If Hillary Clinton doesn’t win, Donald Trump will America the World doesn’t win.

Keep crying thinking how much Hillary will be held back by the same shitty GOP. They are going to continue their obstructionism for the next 8 years and the country be damned.

They really should have done a better job at getting him out of the limelight. Maybe they could ask Tiffany Trump for pointers?

Having a stranger buy you a car for your birthday is so much more believable than having Tyga buy you one.

I just asked my husband who is sitting next to me and is a manager in the Engineering sector at Ford, and he said he agrees with the manual. These days new cars get a run-in sequence at the plant before being shipped out, but that doesn’t mean you should be a dick.

Thanks for writing what I was thinking, but much more eloquently than I ever could.