BUY Bushwood? YOUUUUU!

“The fuck is a Kinja and why does it... look like that?”

You have no clue what you’re talking about. I am in government. I handle classified. Communicating about sensitive information on personal servers is absolutely NOT normal operating procedure; in fact, I do not EVER use unclassified government networks for personal email, much less conduct taxpayer funded work on my…

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

It’s our turn to call you daddy?

Yeah...endorsement deals are about popularity, of which winning is only a part. Marketability is another part.

I used to wear them all the time but I had to stop after they kept breaking whenever the loud, upwardly mobile couple lottery winners next door would play their rapping music.

Oh, salad! I love you most of all.

Yeah we definitely have this conversation in an environment where controversies that appear to be of huge import to us are largely meaningless to the vast majority of the country which has long since written off everyone arguing on both sides of this discussion.

Except I’m pretty sure she’s saying “louse”.

Sorry but Jay is thin skinned and a kiss ass. His nice guy act was irritating and criminally unfunny. There’s a reason why everyone hates him.

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

moran

1) The Chicago Cubs, a professional baseball organization, are doing really well.
2) A bomb threat is called into where the Cubs play.
3) Therefore, it is better to have a bunch of World Series rings.

Bertrand Russell just syllogism and shot himself.

Are we sure the caller wasn’t just making a prediction for the rest of the season?

Maybe they were calling on the power of rape to support their football team?

I would say it “evokes” rape, not “invokes.”

As much as I love Stewart and the Daily Show (and as an early-30s upwardly mobile urban liberal, of course I do), the best TDS has been in recent memory is the summer Oliver hosted it.

Not to mention the fact that they can choose their own boards, who then determine their salaries/bonus/golden parachutes once they tank the company