1. The preferred term is locks, not dreads.

That statement made no damn sense. It’s like a bunch of buzzwords to trick people into thinking they know what the hell they are talking about.

Who would be the female equivalent of Rick Moranis?

Houston probably has 3 months of “summer” left.

For all your home and office appliance repair needs. Word.

Whitest man alive here; he looks more like he discovered Whole Food ran out of Quinoa. I know that look.

Well the whole thing is way better. At first you assume he called all Dominicans stupid but you just find out he thinks the whole DR has a poor education system. Which is while an asshole thing to say is pretty true.

Hi! Overweight dude here. I’m a big guy... 6’2”, 225 lbs...

I agree with this completely. I live in Boston and I feel infinite amounts safer taking an uber than a taxi. Maybe it is different in NYC but in Boston if you want to pay for your cab with a card, be prepared to be harassed until you will pay extra for the cabbie to drive to an ATM lest he drop you on the middle of…

Dammit.

I sent him this email on Friday. You’ll be shocked to learn that my attempt at reverse psychology failed:

This is true.

“Years later, David Geithner’s children would look back on the day that ruined their family forever and remark that it wasn’t a total loss - ‘a bunch of awful people realized the value of friendship, at least.’ ”

One morning, shortly after I had been hired full time, one of our editorial fellows, Dan, sent an email to Tommy and me, explaining that he would be a little bate late getting into work because he’d been mugged the night before, and was still sort of getting himself together. Tommy emailed him back, telling him to…

This was never a mystery to me. There was no way Atticus Finch couldn’t be a racist. EVERYONE was racist at that time. Just because you believed in the rule of law doesn’t mean you believe in equality.

Try again Adam.

you are dumb

To be fair I bet there was already a whole lotta horse in that club.