You have to believe JR couldn't wait to mention his college football background.

But then there'd inevitably be two of him.

True story.

Do you think Roman Reigns would be even a fraction less maligned by fans if WWE got rid of the Shield gear and music?

I mean, technically we've seen The Undertaker murdered on several occasions. A simple retirement would feel lackluster.

Brian Lee is still waiting for a callback.

I was very kind to Kevin Owens' finger.

Thank god Jim Ross is coming out. These are the weakest WM announcers I've ever heard.

I'm taking a smoke break immediately after Taker's entrance. Which means I'll never smoke again.

Somebody in production just started watching Sons of Anarchy.

Everybody gets a trophy.

301,003 people in attendance.

Smackdown women tend to undo every good thing about women's wrestling.

My only regret about Wrestlemania so far is that Triple H didn't get 25 more minutes to properly tell his story.

Is James Ellsworth the new Hornswoggle?

Funniest comment of the night.

WWE bringing out the Smackdown women as if the last two matches weren't enough of a come down.

1993 as a whole, though

Well one of them is dead so The Undertaker would need to do a resurrection of some kind.

Has Wrestlemania ever had such meaningless world title matches before?