The dialogue has become very referential and unnatural. I don't believe anyone with dialogue would actually talk like that. When they weren't referencing every mass shooting the writers could think of (Rumsfield Dinner Party was the absolute worst) they were dropping eye-rolling double entendres. And then they'd throw…

I liked this movie better when it was called Bubble Boy.

We fight on Sunday night, too, Mawggle.

Sorry JR, the biggest victory of Reigns' life was being blood related to Dwayne Johnson.

LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE…

Now Undertaker has to walk UP that ramp? Just put him in the coffin and wheel him backstage.

Not just old, a dead old guy.

Does Roman have X-Pac heat?

MUTE THE GODDAMN SOUND! CUT IT! CUT IT!

What Reigns doesn't realize is that Hogan is going to come out and squash him in 35 seconds with Taker's blessing.

Ambrose would be selling his life away in Roman's position.

The fucking rules! The fucking state of it.

Reigns doesn't know how to sell so let's have him sell the entire match. Play to his strengths of having nice hair and being The Rock's cousin or whatever.

Roman Reigns.

His matches with Lesnar were a very interesting study on flushing.

Are these two wrestling in wet cement?

A little.

Taker's hairline is still better than Baron Corbin's.

The spanish announce table is the heart of The Undertaker.

You'd think at some point a wrestler WOULDN'T remove the 1980-style tv monitors from the table. "Fuck that guy, I want him to hurt more."