10 Germans for Goldberg is every Jewish man's nightmare.

Is this the longest match of Goldberg's career?

Sooo far the only moments of WM33 I've actually enjoyed were Matt Hardy doing the Broken Matt face and Kevin Owens breaking the 3 with his finger on the rope.

I genuinely thought only drunk frat guys from 1998 liked Goldberg. Was I wrong?

Goldberg will be gassed by the time he gets to the end of that ramp.

WWE going with the Roman Reigns victory as the closer? Hahaha

People give Cena flak for having a limited moveset but Randy Orton has literally had one match his entire career. Boy, is he terrible. I wish one of the voices in his head would tell him to stop wrestling.

I wonder whose lawyers will win, WWE's or the shit company that owns TNA's

But he's wrestling John Cena THAT IS A MAIN EVENT.
AJ wrestling's MY SON SHANE THAT IS A MAIN EVENT.
Seth Rollins is wrestling Triple H THAT IS…

Because they can.

Cena has a shot at being a solid b-list actor. I don't think he gives a fuck about wrestling anymore.

There has to be a framed art piece of Vince hanging above the bed.

I wondered why the Ambrose match was bumped to the Kickoff show until I realized Undertaker's entrance is going to be 35 minutes long with that ramp.

You know who never gets pneumonia or blows his knee out? Roman.

I'm surprised they didn't pull a Bon Iver/Dirty Projectors and make a shitty autotuned fraught album that goes absolutely nowhere.

Was never a big fan of this band (but I really like Josh Tillman so shoot me, I guess) but this song is fine.

He had the acting bug (plus several hundred illness bugs). RIP.

Oh boy, is this the year all the cool scenester kids try to claim Zappa?

I'd rather watch home videos than another Melissa McCarthy vehicle.

Darn you HockeyMike!