Is Drew trying out for the next Fire Joe Morgan reunion? You know it's gone, right?

@RMJ=H: +1

Thermal farting- I'd pay $2k for this technology in the form of glasses. Small price to pay to ensure your kid is popular the whole way through school.

@WhoDoYouKnowHere: Tallest woman. At least you'd have a HILARIOUS story to write Magary about. Most men reach up and massage the breasts while "working below"- on a WNBA Center you'd be lucky to get to her lowest rib. The therapy would get expensive, though.

The way they switch keys 30 seconds in is brutal.

Elin should promise to do this for any of her followers next time Tiger wins a major.

I think to be famous- 5%-10% of people would need to be able to identify you as, "Oh the person from..." but where they are given the name to recall- you don't have to pull it from your head. I'd never pull "Richard Dent" if asked for days to list famous people (maybe I would since he randomly picked his name first)…

@Otto-Mann: My immediate thought was "I" as well but the serifs could be brutal. Following Drew's logic- I'm still going Q because it has a handle to pull back out. Always need an exit strategy.

#myballsreek - what is the best way to stay "musty" without crossing over to "pungent"? I tried going 4 days without a shower but I think I've crossed the line. Would less whacking it help (4x daily)? #comments

Does that mean she has more money on her right breast or left? I need a closer look.

Ha- ESPN delay can now handle Chutley.

@UkraineNotWeak:

Rick Reilly... why do you talk? What did that have to do with anything?

Doors > 3 Doors Down x 1000x

@The Count of Monte Fisto:

Where are these douches sitting? And have they ever played or watched baseball before? How can you question if the ball is going out when it ends up 15 rows deep?

OMG- burrito supremes... is that on the bingo sheet?

This sucks. No way to only mute one person. I really think a network feed with game audio sound could really be popular. In anysport. With all of this Direct TV pick you own coverage type stuff- and things going digital- it sure seems like you could do it pretty easily. You could still go to commercial too. So…

Chase Utley +3. He freak'n rules.