Roses are red.

Am I the only one who sees the similarities between Lenny and Will Leitch in 20 years?

Soon Deadspin's going to be able to put together a "Statutory Rape All-Star" team. Only future HOF's need apply.

Can you go to jail for this? I'm no genius- but if that happened and there wasn't a 20 year gap... i think they'd called that rape.

So much for Norwood hiding in Canada. They're going to find him yet.

Wow. I've never felt so proud to be a Messiah College alum. Thanks Deadspin.

I went to the doc and had my vocal chords reconstructed to match those of Joe Buck. When I could speak again- my wife kicked me in the balls and said Troy was next.

Of Course. Billi Vanilli is no fake. I'll take him any day over "you know who, baby"!

So is the only way back to the home page now by clicking "back"?

this is a bigger story if i'd actually heard of the guys involved in the play. Girardi is as assclown to try to play the "spring training" card along with the YES broadcasters.

sorry for the semi-spam I guess, though I'm a fairly regular commenter so I hope it's fair game. I interviewed Anna a couple weeks ago before the Q School finals for my site. I have a couple more pictures- and more importantly the audio of her Australian accent.

Could Madden have said "blueprint" any more times towards the end of the game? It looks like it even rubbed of on Leitch.

"all those years under Vetter and Barnes" really only equals two. One year under Vetter and one under Barnes so if there is any stink it washes off pretty easily.

I like this anagram game-

What's the rest of "Leathel Weapon 3" Doing?

Will, can't agree more.

+10 Deadspin Community

If I'm the church.. I respond by announcing in the newspaper tomorrow that they are STILL gonna show the game- and that the whole city is invited.

This seems like a good time to mention this. I think someone did on the 4th quarter blog last night.

+3 is a little low, but quite frankly (sorry SAS), I'm new to the game around here and didn't want to overstep my bounds in handing out freebees.