Ferrell’s explanation doesn’t hold water for me. Script rewrites happen all the time. The studio obviously wanted Will for the movie if they genuinely offered $29 million, so that means Will would have had enough pull within production to get the script rewritten if he wanted it. I think James Caan’s explanation…

Yes, but ACAB, so I buy it.

AV Club has always had kind of a too cool for school hipster mentality, but I think that as they’ve aged, it’s soured and become a bit noxious. As you say, disdainful. Like a high school kid bent on edginess, everything has to be held at arm’s length now, lest you be seen liking something. I really miss Emily VanDerWer…

Actually, this might be the least-douchiest thing he’s ever written. Completely inessential and pointless, sure, but on the obnoxiousness scale, this really only gets maybe four or five out of ten possible Barsantis.

Honest question that you may not know the answer to, how easy is it to tell a blank from a real bullet?  Would Alec have been even able to know what to look for?  

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

My mate said that Chalamet's delivery of "Desert Power" made him think of George Michael Bluth saying "I'm Mister Manager!" and now I can't put it out of my head.

It’s an Easter Gregg.

James Cromwell said “That’ll do.” HOW IS THAT NOT THE BIGGEST TAKEAWAY????!!!!

Not for nothing, but no one on this site should be acting very smug about expanding, scroll-proof ads.

Here’s an idea: let’s stop plastering Baldwin’s face and name in every article about this. Jesus christ. And it’s not just here, it’s everywhere. All you’re doing is feeding the ringwing dicknutbags and trolls.

Let’s just get this out of the way now. You’re all wrong and the order that I ranked them is correct.

Wasn’t expecting antivaxxers to delay herd immunity long enough for this to go into production.

You would need a really big bag of rice.

A Huracan with a Gucci paint job (wrap?) and the owners name on top, is just the tackiest shit. 

2. He has college aspirations. What part of that don’t you understand?

“THEAHS NO TREASHUA! YOUAH FHACKING DELUSIONAL SPIDAHMAN!” 

That transcript reads like a Trump interview.

Letting a reckless maniac drive your car is reckless. 

I don’t think it’s because not enough men are watching it. I mean, RHONY exists, right? I think it’s because the characters are really poorly written. Could the Megan McCain or the Marjorie Taylor Green character be any one note?