All empires end. American decadence has made this comeuppance overdue for a generation, at least.

Sounds like this game suffers from the current state of “satire”, namely that people don’t actually know what satire is and instead opt for super reductive and simplistic spins on actual things going on by just changing some names around and hoping that people just “get it”.

For a good long while now, I’ve had my fingers crossed that the pandemic is essentially to the tool that will get us part two.

This is actually why I’m looking forward to EVs. I’m an unapologetic land yacht fan and I think EVs are going to provide a nice return to that style of automotive pleasure cruising. The flat torque curve, no shifts, quiet, a drivetrain that takes up less space and allows for more open and comfortable cabins.…

Dead Elvis posted his certifications and the second line says “elected as Valedictorian speaker for graduation” hahaha. Like, dude, you could have done anything, and this is the path you chose?

I haven’t made it past 20 seconds. I just can’t fathom his family supporting all that, they own a pretty big golf resort and I’m assuming he’s not the heir to it? Maybe there are a few others ahead of him. He also won the class speaker award (pre rap career) the year he graduated college, which everyone figured had to…

Agreed. Colin Hanks was the one thing wrong with Dexter.

BEEP BOOP ANALYZING BOX OFFICE RETURNS

MY STATISTICAL MODEL PREDICTS THE FOLLOWING OPTIMAL CONDITIONS:
- Johnson, Dwayne
- Reynolds, Ryan
- Gadot, Gal
-Action-Comedy
- 97 minutes long

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i want to see the dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson do a red notice movie that accurately potrays what a red notice is and what power it has. just 2 hours of him calling and gently reminding police agencies across europe that it would be appreciated if they would detain a possible suspect if they happen upon them, but not if…

I worked at CitiField for two seasons like 10 years ago. I was the only person who knew how to clean the ice cream machine, so I had to do it every night. It taught me a good lesson: don’t be the guy at work who knows how to do things, because there’s no benefit to you. 

People who are very good at numbers, very good at predictions, love making money, and whose ability to make money is based on their goodness at numbers and predictions, are essentially saying buckle the fuck up for the rest of they year.

Lemme rephrase: EV6 is a car built by a car company with an excellent reliability record of late, and Model 3 is a science fair project built in a tent.

New cars are just too good.

Someone once suggested Paul F. Tompkins for host. We need to amplify this worldview as much as humanly possible.  

Paul may not be a good boxer, but people should stop expecting him to be a random celebrity who’s just turned up at a gym - the guy’s been training boxing for three years, seemingly pretty intensively. Yes, he’d get beaten up by an actual boxer in his weight class, but people should stop expecting him to collapse in…

Woo hoo! It’s 1999! 2000 here we come baby! I think the new millennium is gonna be so awesome you guys!

You can’t talk about New Radicals without posting the most 90s film clip ever:

Video games are a scapegoat for low productivity and workforce engagement among young people by economists, because honestly the more likely options, that they are instead struggling with depression, can’t get a job, or can keep themselves afloat without needing a job thanks to the bank of Mom and Dad, are hard to fit…