Ok, so today I learned it was/is bad to make fun of Rebecca Black, because it was mean but also more importantly there’s now someone new to make fun of.

I talked him down to 12,500 in Google play gift cards. His uncle is sending it via transport since he’s out of the country. Already sent him my SSN and DOB so he can notarize the title. Snooze ya loose!

Amazon is a garbage company so are your tears

Counter-argument: there’s no point being nice to people who just want to watch the world burn and don’t give a shit about those of us who understand that freedom isn’t free; it takes us all giving up some measure of personal freedom in order to make sure we’re all free and taken care of.

Matt Damon as Leonardo DiCaprio as Jebediah McInbred in “Red State Reckoning: Mission to Marseille”.

I’ve been paying quite a bit of attention, enough to know that while everything you said is mostly accurate, the GOP is pushing more supporters away than it’s gaining. Significantly more. Regardless of which districts they/you believe they’ll be able to win using nefarious tactics, they still need supporters to vote.…

I’m not sure why either one of you guys believe we’ll be in “Fascist Lite country” after the next decade or so. There’s more democrats than republicans. Democrats also own firearms, and in fact, probably own more than their republican counterparts. If the GOP ever tried to truly take over the country, and not just in…

It’ll take decades to undo, if the GOP doesn’t finally cement one-party rule by the next election. Contrarianism and ignorance and bigotry and selfishness are core Republican values, and the GOP has spent decades spreading like termites throughout everything. Whether it’s fascism-advocating legislators, extremist…

This weirdly reads like a mini-obituary and I don't like it. 

if you wanted to be a little unfair and clickbait-y

A lot of people out there went to one awesome party senior year in high school and seem to spend the rest of their lives trying to recreate it.

I feel like this is worth reiterating:

This is a non-story

Every single article about this thing is full of comments like yours, and every single one has tons of replies saying “me”

You people are asinine. "Ban him for life!" -shouted the angry mob. Like you didn't make mistakes when you were young. Get real. A tough punishment for sure, but you self righteous keyboard warriors seriously need to get a life. LOL! How embarrassing.

How do you play a country song backwards?

I, too, am being playful when I call him a possumheaded racist dipshit asshole.

I love all the hemming & hawing about how harrrrrd it is to name a big important NFL sports team, meanwhile the NHL was like “Fuck it, the new team is the Krakens!” and everyone loved it.

Me. He made it for me. I’m going to see it.

Grow up. You’re no better than them if you’re going to let your petty emotions cloud sensible judgement.