abraslamlincoln
AbraslamLincoln
abraslamlincoln

I accompanied my parents to an opening weekend showing of Silence of the Lambs, at age 7.

Good. Fuck that guy. Mac’s posthumous new album is basically the end of his downward spiral that he recorded, starting with Swimming and then Circles. You can hear the depression, and then the “fuck it” plunge into being a committed junkie. It’s so disheartening. Even though my partner thinks he’s “monotone af”, Mac

Imagine getting paid millions of dollars to be “roasted” by Pete Davidson while promoting your brand. Some people have all the luck!

I also won’t share my list with you, but I presume ours match, because we both know that it’s Tenenbaums>Aquatic>Rushmore> and then everything else is pretty solid, except Darjeerling and Bottle Rocket. I haven’t seen his new movie, so that may potentially fuck up our list.

Make it so I don’t have to acquire a fictional drivers license and I’ll get back into GT. Also, this game looks incredible. 

That's a pretty fair hot take. The writing and character development left a lot to be desired. I mean, it's important to know everyone's motivation, but the uncanny accuracy of the MTG and McCain characters are a bit on the nose. It was a solid C+ show. RIP 

I would be very curious to see the demographic viewership breakdown. This being a female-centric show that deals with gender in Trump’s America. I personally have been enjoying this show and am bummed that it’s more than likely going to die on the vine. But at least we have all those superfluous seasons of The

Fan fiction, huh? Dope retort.

Is it possible that Chappelle is a transphobic asshole ANNNND his critics are hypersensitive? He’s in the wrong, no doubt, but there’s no bad publicity and all of this woke vitriol directed towards him and Netflix is only making them stronger. It means more streams of his special, it means more mentions of Netflix.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

This is inarguably great news for an arguably transcendent show. 

Another asshole driver in a big pickup truck (possibly two!) who gets to play around with people’s lives and able to just drive away. Between this and that coal rolling twat teen from Texas, I’m beginning to think that most people driving big pickup trucks aren’t great people. 

Hey, want to trap our parents in a strange house with hidden cameras, and then watch your mom awkwardly talk to my dad and possibly have sex?

I need new content to get me through my workday, damnit! This is the same story from Wednesday, but with more skateboarding. 

I can’t speak for the new beta, but I’ve been a fan of Battlefield games since the second game. These games don’t play like typical COD type shooters, and lone-wolf strategies aren’t very enjoyable. There are three types of Battlefield players; Team players who play for the objective and coordinate via voice comms

I used to own a game shop and couldn’t keep this game on the shelves, and that was when it was retailing for $170. Great game and ridiculous price. 

I used to own a game shop and couldn’t keep this game on the shelves, and that was when it was retailing for $170.

I was an IT contract worker for John Deere, here in Illinois. Deere is sketchy as hell and you won’t find an employee under 60 who isn’t pissed. Almost every single employee is a “contractor” so the company can avoid 401k, decent/affordable healthcare and labor laws. They work their “contractors” to the bone and then

I’m not saying all people that drive huge pickup trucks are complete scumbags, I’m just saying that all scumbags seem to drive huge pickups. 

I have 4 children and there’s no way in hell $11k+ (flights/2 nights in my personal windowless hell) is worth it. So this is either for super dorks with a disposable income, wealthy families or Make-a-Wish kids. It is NOT for working families and it frankly sounds fucking insufferable, but I don’t have to go or get

I made the mistake of watching the trailer for this with my 7 year old son. He asks me every week if it’s out yet. “Blood & Poop” would be a sick band name.