Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Mizutani Shions with Spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry’s and ordered 3 T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec System Exhaust.

Does it have a diamond plate floorboard fastener status indicator?

Just means you get robbed twice: first, by Apple; second, by a mugger

I thought the original Galaxy Gear watchband’s camera bump was obtrusive.

And in today’s episode of “Elon Musk openly manipulates the stock price of Tesla”...

Don’t eat paste. What are you, three?

I installed these in my mothers storage space. I told her to rotate the Christmas tree so it fades evenly.

Summary of current Jalopnik:

This was clearly a production and quality issue, a series of human errors, and not a design one

And, of course, because everyone around here is so absolutely level-headed and not unhinged at all, all the stars are given for telling someone to kill themselves. Totally normal people on the left!

Been a lot of fun, too!

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

seeing a lot of folks here who do not treasure their time spent at the dentist

Because of this, he now receives the drug only for special occasions, such as family visits or dental appointments.

There was just a story this weekend about a ton of ballots found tossed. Again. Vote in person.

If you can go to the grocery store, you can go vote in person.

First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all

SHIT CAPTAIN IT HAS AN LS SWAP IT COULD BE ALMOST ANYTHING. 

Lincoln LS

The wheels can be quickly swapped, and the hood scoop can be removed. You may even be tempted to make this car look tasteful and close to stock.