Imagine if they had put an actor with real comedic chops in the main role. MacFarlane is a talented writer (if not my cup of tea) but why is he in front of the camera? Imagine the trailer with, let’s say, Adam Scott, Jason Batemen, or Jordan Peele? People who can deliver jokes and act. I guess it’s his show, but that…

Let’s be clear here. It’s a Martian slave colony. Don’t lump us in with those other freaks.

You start one Martian Sex Colony and all the sudden you’re “colluding with America’s enemies.”

“I learned it from watching you!”

correction:

I’d be proud as hell of my kid for this.

Is it possible the douche with the mic intentionally called the obvious girl a boy because he wanted to insult a kid wearing a hippie-dippy tie-dye t-shirt?

Is it possible this girl called him a fucking idiot for referring to her as a “young man” and not anything to do with it being infowars?

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Nobody does Blue Steel like Daniel Craig.

James Bond bravely removes his earphone jack

Fvck Kinja and The AV Club for doing nothing about notifications or nesting.

Apple presents Daniel Craig as James Bond in For Your Dongle Only

Clowns are a thing horror movies (etc) keep telling me are terrifying but I could really care less.

I side with Terry Pratchett on this one; clowns are here to cheer us up because when you’re down in the mud you can always look at a clown and think “Well at least I’m not a clown.”

Can we have one discussion on Kinja that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse.

Kinja was worse for the AV Club than I was for Itchy and Scratchy

little known fact: he had a proto-punk band called “The Kurd Stompers”

Serbian President/War Criminal Slobodan Milošević

Who didn’t? Like seriously, I’d much rather see that list