Kinja really sucked the life out of this site.

Make Robber Barons Great Again!

You don’t always want to not lose the reverse lottery! [wink, star-wipe]

You have to vote with your dollars. Your puny worthless scraps of dollars.

Uh, it’s on the Xbox WRX MKZ Limited, obviously. And all the extra processing power is going to the cut scene AI quick-time events.

From Producer Eminem and the director of the Thong Song “8 Mile 2: The College Years”. 

The movie will be initially revealed in a limited number of theaters and the tickets will cost $159 each. Every theater will sell out instantly.

Luckily, I’ve been spared these notifications because I couldn’t get my old motherfucking account to work with this new piece of shit comment system! [takes swig of rye whiskey]

What the fuck is this shit, AV Club? Great Job Internet articles are usually weak, but this ... I just don’t know anymore. [Curses under breath about Kinja]

He’s playing three-dimensional Chutes and Ladders!

I know, that guy in the zany golf hat air drumming really had it going on.

Yes, you think you’re on an AV Club article, then you go to the comments and wonder what the fuck are these idiots yammering about? And not a single Simpsons reference!

I too enjoy Fiddler on the Roof.

You’re goddamn right.

I’m with you. Maybe the top comment on each article should be a link to a reddit discussion on the article. Would that save us from the hell that is Kinja?

[Runs to bedroom sobbing and slams door.]

(edit: fucking kinja)

Kinja allows posting photos in the comments? This isn’t going to end well.

Excellent. Now how do I get Fox News out of my various news feeds?

Some Twitter users, I assume, are good people.