That guy should have done a lot less Hemming and a lot more Hawing.

So, first off, Donald Trump is an asshole.

FIREWALLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

Am I doing this right?

I’m a Twitter user by the name of Valondar but long time AV Club commentator known as Douay-Rheims-Challoner, but confusingly also known as Kegg under Kinja, which I’m sure won’t make this any more perplexing. I never thought I’d be featured in an AVC article but here we are.

I’m gettin’ too old for this shit.

How do you charge your iPhone 7 while listening to wired headphones?

$85 a month plus around $40-$50 for your plan, so you´re looking at about $150-$170 with taxes and fees to pay per month for two years. That´s a large chunk of monthly income being munched on right there.

I own an iPhone. I don’t know anything about Android phones.

My ducking (ducking) [fucking] iPhone4 is not accepting updates anymore.

Just get a refurb 6s off their website. It’s cheaper, it’s got plenty of bells ‘n whistles, and it actually has a jack.

If you want to carry one of those around with you at all times that’s your business.

If a grand is the unsubsidized price, it’s not too far out of line with other flagship phones. Still, I thought this shit was supposed to get cheaper as time goes by.

You could buy four times as much pudding as Barry & Levon (not accounting for inflation).

Flip the $999 price upside down and all will be revealed.

That would require Apple to admit that it made a mistake, and no way in hell that’s happening.

Well, I’m sure it will be worth it, otherwise they wouldn’t charge so much.

Is it going to have a normal headphone input? If not, no thank you still.

Will it still have the hot new feature of not being able to charge and listen to music at the same time?