If you do a round two, please include Mars bars.

I’m from California but now live in a different country that’s officially very marijuana-unfriendly. (I say “officially” because it’s still easily available here.)

When I’m back home I stock up on edibles and carry them in my checked luggage. I don’t bring in anything particularly stinky - usually just mints and candy…

Am I the only one who thought at first that the photo was of a heavily-bearded John Krasinski?

I was just going to make this “exact” same comment myself (same sentiment; different words). Thanks for saving me the trouble!

That sort of policy for those sorts of reasons make sense on, say, 42nd St in Manhattan. But “Little Falls, NY”? Come on.

If you want rectangular slices, BAKE A RECTANGULAR CAKE!

If you want rectangular slices, BAKE A RECTANGULAR CAKE!

Put the “valuable” stuff in the crisper and put a sign on the crisper that says Do Not Touch.

Just freeze them, always, period. Don’t worry about whether or not they’re mushy. I’ve been eating them this way for years and it’s the only way to eat grapes.

“Time and Time Again” by Ben Elton is about this. It’s a time travel novel which starts with the protagonist trying to prevent the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, and it has some lovely twists along the way that I didn’t see coming. Highly recommended.

When I took a class on P vs NP (computational complexity) in college back in ‘83, I remember jokes like these:

Is P = NP? Divide both sides by P. We get P/P = N. Thus, N = 1. So if N = 1, then P = NP. Otherwise, P is not equal to NP.

Exactly what I was going to write. Thanks for saving me the trouble!

Interesting that you somehow “know” they had to pee. I once had a major attack of diarrhea hit as the plane was landing and as I told the flight attendant who tried to stop me from running to the bathroom, it was either that or shit my pants right there.

Interesting that you somehow “know” they had to pee. I once had a major attack of diarrhea hit as the plane was landing and as I told the flight attendant who tried to stop me from running to the bathroom, it was either that or shit my pants right there.

He says he’s going to stop after ten movies, and I see talk saying OUATIH is his ninth, but wouldn’t this be his *tenth*? Res Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill 1, Kill Bill 2, Grind House, Basterds, Django, Hateful Eight, OUATIH. That’s ten.

I suspect he’s either not counting Grind House, since it’s only half…

He says he’s going to stop after ten movies, and I see talk saying OUATIH is his ninth, but wouldn’t this be his *tenth*? Res Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill 1, Kill Bill 2, Grind House, Basterds, Django, Hateful Eight, OUATIH. That’s ten.

I suspect he’s either not counting Grind House, since it’s only half…

IMO, the Filet o’ Fish is the *best* item on their menu.

First, really bummed that combinations weren’t allowed. For me, nothing beats Hawaiian, so whoever had Hawaiian in their list was going to automatically get my vote.

But: I decided early on that the most important item for me was pineapple, so whoever chose pineapple was going to get my vote. Imagine my thrill to see…

First, really bummed that combinations weren’t allowed. For me, nothing beats Hawaiian, so whoever had Hawaiian in their list was going to automatically get my vote.

But: I decided early on that the most important item for me was pineapple, so whoever chose pineapple was going to get my vote. Imagine my thrill to see…

First, really bummed that combinations weren’t allowed. For me, nothing beats Hawaiian, so whoever had Hawaiian in their list was going to automatically get my vote.

But: I decided early on that the most important item for me was pineapple, so whoever chose pineapple was going to get my vote. Imagine my thrill to see…