The devotion of a good chunk of the country to a mentally deficient, racist, reality TV game show host, who thinks that slathering himself in clown makeup and having cotton candy hair makes him look like an alpha male, is more confusing. But that’s just me.

I prefer we edit him out of the White House instead.

Which is why he wouldn’t come back. 

Honestly, I we need to stop trying to rank Cohen Brothers movies. It just doesn’t work, no one can really agree, and they vary so wildly it’s just difficult to say. One of them even started an entire religion, and yet that one is rarely at the top. I say just end it, declare Hudsucker Proxy the winner, and everyone…