I blame the hideous Royals logo for the lack of triple-double MVP recognition, where a downtown is taking a shit on an anthropomorphized basketball through a crown-shaped toilet

Not my president’s trophy

I believe Quad-Dong is now the accepted colloquial term.

Julio Franco hit .300/.376/.444 in his age-42 season in 101 PAs, whiles Bonds hit .276/.480/.565 in his age-42 season in 477 PAs. That means Bonds was approximately 28% better than Franco in both OBP and SLG in almost 5x the plate appearances. For their careers, Franco was a .298/.365/.417 hitter while Bonds was a…

Tom Hamilton is a gem. I desperately want to hear him call a World Series clincher before his time is through.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

I don’t understand why the press never ask him really specific questions. Ask him to name one black person other than Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Ben Carson, and that chick from the Apprentice. A work of literature by a black author he found inspiring. To name 5 countries in Africa.

Shit’s called Takeshima, not Giveshima.

They’ll remember that blocked field goal they had today for years to come. Probably just call it “The Block.”

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

The last deal involving bedding and Redskins was a bit of a scam too.

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

wonder where he learned it

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

There was an entire mini-documentary about how the Patriots maintain their success, here’s a screencap:

This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of…

From somebody with firsthand experience in what the foundation does. Read the whole stream.