Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

What's wrong Hun?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

He's a scientist, and a good one. It's his job to deal in these hard realities. I don't think he has anything against this at all, he's just making clear the challenges. Which we'd need to do in order to overcome them.

I have a strategy that I'm surprised I don't hear more "experts" talking about. (Maybe I'm missing a branding opportunity here!) When people talk about emergencies, they always talk about saving enough. But if necessary you could probably make temporary but major reductions in spending too. So in addition to my…

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

"Very, very likely a lie"

... as long as you choose to ignore 98% of the research and 97%-98% of climate scientists (worldwide).

Global warming is a lie?

I love how people with no fact claim that global warming is a lie, even though the people with the research to back it up keeps telling you it's not.

Jumping geebus. Using cocaine causes micro infarcts in your brain, like almost every time. Using ecstasy, even once, can cause fatal hyponatremia. PCP can make you so fucking high you open the car door to get out, whilst going down the freeway at 100mph. Heroin causes fatal ODs every gd day.

Middle ground? Compromise? On the "talking points" and "embrace debate" modern-society Internet?

Someone get this guy a straitjacket and a prescription for powerful anti-psychotics, stat. He's talking sense.

If you don't love Vic Fontaine, then you don't love 'murka!

Yeah, nice to know.

NO! WE LOVE VIC. VIC IS THE MAN!

Aww, I actually love Vic. He was essentially the Guinan of the DS9 universe, but he was a fun character that could lighten things up in the very, very dark latter seasons.

Myst doesn't really have verbal interaction and still is a adventure-game.

he's got only seven legs!

Oh, but the Reply-All messages to tell everyone to stop Replying to All are some of the funniest emails I get at work. Please don't deny me that.