I came here to read the review for exactly the same reason (except the great-aunt part).

I came here to read the review for exactly the same reason (except the great-aunt part).

Taylor Kitsch wasn't in Drive.

Taylor Kitsch wasn't in Drive.

Because HBO never had any reality shows ever.

Because HBO never had any reality shows ever.

Mythbusters wouldn't be able to test it, because there's no way to involve frozen chickens or slaughtered pigs in the experiment.

Mythbusters wouldn't be able to test it, because there's no way to involve frozen chickens or slaughtered pigs in the experiment.

And scolding them for not letting Wendel eat.

And scolding them for not letting Wendel eat.

I still do not completely believe this isn't a really, really good mockumentary-style show.

I still do not completely believe this isn't a really, really good mockumentary-style show.

[From OFF-SCREEN we hear a low thrum, followed by the high-pitch, electronic buzzing of a proton pack being powered up. VERIZON GUY initially reacts with confused surprised, but his face quickly falls into a look of knowing, frightened hopelessness. Chin trembling, he slowly closes his eyes and lowers his head as he…

[From OFF-SCREEN we hear a low thrum, followed by the high-pitch, electronic buzzing of a proton pack being powered up. VERIZON GUY initially reacts with confused surprised, but his face quickly falls into a look of knowing, frightened hopelessness. Chin trembling, he slowly closes his eyes and lowers his head as he…

I stand corrected.

I stand corrected.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is a silly conversation to have. The 14th Amendment states that anyone born on American soil has American citizenship, period-full-stop. I don't know the citizenship laws of any other country, but even if her parents were only on vacation for a day in America—even if they were simply flying from England to Mexico…

This is a silly conversation to have. The 14th Amendment states that anyone born on American soil has American citizenship, period-full-stop. I don't know the citizenship laws of any other country, but even if her parents were only on vacation for a day in America—even if they were simply flying from England to Mexico…