At least that asshole Condiment King got what was coming to him. 

“Kite Man is a basic bitch through and through.” Yeah, and his taste is also late as hell. Is the rustic, mason jar aesthetic still a thing?

I’d love a third season, but if it does happen, I doubt it’ll be on DC Universe. With Doom Patrol on HBO Now, their daily talk show ending this week, and no new shows announced since last year, I can’t see it lasting much longer.

Also why wasn’t Greg Grunbergs character in Star Wars not Porkins Jr?

i work very low on the totem pole for the buyer at a film distributor and saw this a year ago — lets just say i didnt give it a glowing review, and uh, well, my company isn’t the one releasing it. the vfx look a good deal nicer than before, though.

Yes, but one of them wasn’t even supposed to be here today.

not even Jack’s daughter and the conscience of the movie, Diana (Mackenzie Davis), to whom Zimmer takes a potentially redemptive romantic interest

Yes! You’re very welcome! It’s hilarious. Seargeant Maka (a new character created for the series) absolutely kills me. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as when he screams “PARKOUR!” in one of the eps. They upped the special effects budget in season 2 (much like WWDITS) and really expanded the “paranormal…

a lovable nebbish hero who somehow wasn’t the inspiration for comedian Michael Showalter to create the term “The Baxter.”

I’m pretty sure this film looked like an indictment of toxic masculinity when it was released, even if the term wasn’t used at the time.

This article is excellent. Seriously. 

Caroline, this column has uniformly been well-written, but this one in particular was PHENOMENAL. Might be watching this tonight

I really appreciate that Agents of Shield stole the “Why the Fuck Not” button from Legends of Tomorrow and are just hammering that sucker. Black and White noir homage? Sure! 70's cop show? Of course!

It’s a bit different, tonally it’s more like Reno 911, but it’s quite hilarious.

*by a stunt double of Lee Van Cleef

I’m sure he would, but none of those shows feature people getting beat-up by an aging Lee Van Cleef.

I’m going to suggest John Leguizamo.  It would be SO worth it to watch the LA rich guy of the week have it sink in that this motor-mouthed, complete annoyance of a Latin had been playing him all along.

Natasha Lyonne is a fascinating idea. She’s obviously movie-star gorgeous in real life, but Russian Doll showed that she can look pretty lived-in with the right makeup and costume and she can absolutely do smarter-than-she-looks.

Yeah, it’s hard to imagine any modern actor pulling off Columbo, since it requires such a specific laundry list of qualities few famous actors have. The character has to be rumpled and unassuming, working-class but not in a macho way, shrewd but always capable of hiding it. Ruffalo is a common suggestion, and I can alm…

This has Timothy Van Patten of MST3K’s Ninja Master fame!