to the folks on here hating because the cyclist never “worked” a day in his life: your emotional reaction to this story has everything to do with your own internal state and your own dissatisfaction with some part of yourself. deep down, i bet several of you are jealous that you chose not to lead this kind of…

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

... I hope the guys you play with read this, decipher your identity, and promptly hand deliver the fade you so richly deserve.

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

I could say something political, I could make a joke, but really I’m just fucking tired of people killing one another for any reason.

Jesus man, I didn't come here to feel.

well yeah... I played dead or alive extreme beach volley ball the other day and then I saw the bikini collection of my ex wife in the game, it reminded me how much I hated her.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

If Keith Olbermann had gotten “shriveled-dick daughter fucker” into the Washington Post...

*closes internet*