to the folks on here hating because the cyclist never “worked” a day in his life: your emotional reaction to this story has everything to do with your own internal state and your own dissatisfaction with some part of yourself. deep down, i bet several of you are jealous that you chose not to lead this kind of…
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That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…
But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.
... I hope the guys you play with read this, decipher your identity, and promptly hand deliver the fade you so richly deserve.
I’ve been thinking about this all season long, and now that it’s over it’s just time to say it: Warriors fans are…
No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…
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I could say something political, I could make a joke, but really I’m just fucking tired of people killing one another for any reason.
What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin
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*closes internet*
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are you sure this wasn't a Trump rally? Look at all these peckerwood jackasses
Last week Michigan-Michigan State, this week Florida State-Georgia Tech. The gods of the special teams demand a sacrifice or this will continue every week.