The last three posts on this site are about an athlete punching a man he thought was a woman, a pair of teammates charged with rape and sexual assault, and a recent MVP accused of gang rape. Oh, and this morning three people were murdered on live television.
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Today can fuck right off and die.
Grandpa? Is that you? I thought the nurses took away your Internet!
High-five for putting Earl on the list. That album is poetic.
After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.
The Blazers are about to take a tumble down the Western Conference standings without Aldridge. Tough break, they're legit when healthy.
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*Samurai rolling intensifies*
I'm guessing...reincarnation of the Celica All-Trac.
Come on. The kid's lucky to live in a household where both parents speak French.
Audi A8 L W12 with someone else driving, because blow-job seat
I didn't enter this in the original, because it's really not my story to tell, but it was the single grossest experience of my life. And I deal with explosive bottom kittens and cats.
My brother likely has a cow's protein intolerance. I know this because my daughter does too and his symptoms match hers exactly. My…
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