FitzSimmons takes a step back while the couple with all the chemistry of a dish towel makes out. Yeah that makes sense.

Probably just seems that way because he's old and married. Heck, he used to have that running gag about being legitimately in love with Rebecca Romijn that may or may not have been a joke.

They changed to 3000 when he was at The Tonight Show (I'm guessing NBC made him do it, I thought the fact that it stayed 2000 was funny), but he's never brought it to TBS.

It is pretty good. Nothing amazing, but Evans does a really good job with the character, I think.

My exact reaction upon seeing the first few minutes. "I'm gonna pick the most hopeless girl at this school, and I'm gonna bet that YOU can't turn her into prom queen."

It definitely was, and in any case the 'brownface' was really just a bad spray tan.

I keep waiting for Stew to snap and kill everyone else in the cast.

Two different women were called "son of a bitch" in this episode. I have no point, I just thought it was interesting.

You wrote 'two-man' horse costume, you chauvinist pig. Women can be in two-half horse costumes too, you know.

Vicki Vale. Vick-a, Vicki Vale. Vickity Vickity Vicki Vale

The only 'ship' I liked that wasn't an actual on-screen deal (for the most part) was Clark and Chloe on Smallville.

The only 'ship' I liked that wasn't an actual on-screen deal (for the most part) was Clark and Chloe on Smallville.

The movie did not treat her as being overweight. I see this complaint all the time and it's completely ridiculous. Everyone in the movie besides Hugh Grant inexplicably thinking this more-than-acceptably-cute girl is fat played to me as a silly running gag.

This episode was ruined for me when Boyle talked about Toni Braxton as his and Jake's stakeout song and there was no mention of "Stake Me Out Tonight".

It is, and it's one of my favorites.

You can still go real time on Facebook. They just made it a pain in the ass to find.

"Everything is sex" is one of the best lines ever.

Chloe is one of my favorite characters in anything. She's really almost too good in that she doesn't make you want to root for Clark/Lois.

I freaking hated Gina at the start of the show. She's still my least-favorite character but I've softened on her a little.

OMG, Nellie. I didn't think it was possible to actively despise a character on a show I otherwise really liked, but I couldn't STAND her.