I’m not happy about this news. I’m fucking ecstatic (even though I’m Scottish...) and it has been far too long coming. I’m not going to be patronising and say something twee like “gee, welcome to the 21st Century, Ireland!” or some ignorant shit like that. But what I’m going to say is this.

I’m an active duty Soldier (so people can feel free not to @ me). I say eliminate the damn thing. It doesn’t make any sense to play it anyway, and it always just makes me wonder if the Packers and Steelers forget what country they are in and have to be reminded at the start of every game.

Are you classified as human?

Whenever asked this question, I just use what my mother unit told me,

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It’s just enough to drive a modern person mad to listen to these incels from the internet area ensconced in their comfortable secure lives complaining about the fact that they’re discriminated against because they don’t have enough sex. It’s like, Jesus get a hobby. For Christ’s sake, you — you — ”

*has a sign on bus saying “murderers, rapists, child molesters (molesters being misspelled, of course) and kidnappers on board”*

Credit for the attempt but no, it is not an asset in a “liabilities and assets” sense. Also, cities, great and amazing cities existed long before MLB (or NFL, NHL, NBA) existed. Is it a distraction and something to do? Sure. The jobs and your “Econ 101" comment? Throw “Substitution Effect” in your Googler and get your…

And interestingly, anyone who knows anything about dogs knows to be more wary around collies than Great Danes.

Or maybe he taped a real bad take to his name and walked into the wrong part of the internet?

The whole of the USA has a spiritual crisis. I don’t mean spiritual in the religious sense, more in the sense of human self-worth and efficacy, along with identity and personal potential.

Too fucking soon. Boooooooo

When the party has abandoned all pretext of balancing the budget or paying down the national debt (which they only care about when the dems hold the White House) there is no fiscal conservatism left in the upper reaches of that party. “Give all the money to the rich” is some kind of economic ideology, but it’s not…

Just an observation. Giorgio Tsoukalos- you know, the Ancient Alien guy? He thinks the right wing conspiracies are nuts.

What are you talking about? All three Bushes have attended CPAC as well as Reagan, Dole, McCain and Romney.

We’re not. We’re only third behind the dolphins and waaaaay behind the mice.

If it’s leaving a Cars and Coffee you most likely are in danger.

Ethereal Whiteness is a 6th Magic User spell in Dungeons and Dragons, used to summon an invisible delivery dude with more Mountain Dew. It’s right there in the Player’s Handbook.

Yes! I did not recognize him, but that voice. I knew I grew up with it.

Nice to see Angel Martin still running a con.

“Simon has given 40 years to this University”