How did you get my medical records?

My mother is constantly telling me I need to apologize because my father is getting old

Why, yes!

I’ve been trained to shoot and I wouldn’t aim a BB gun at a dude holding a cinderblock wearing full bomb diffusing gear. I feel terrible for this family, I feel disgusted that people do this stuff to clicks and likes. I’m just not sure what to make of this.

More pressing for me...WHY DO THEY HAVE A DESERT EAGLE?

Maybe Republicans are surrounded by other Republicans and just want them to die?

There are four rules.

On top of the blatant insult to people born with medical issues, hurt in accidents, or who acquire disabilities/injuries/diseases through no “fault” of their own.....

So, just to summarize; “Small group of white millionaires with FREE lifetime healthcare tell people all about the different healthcare that they’ll get AND LOVE, even though it’s a hot bag of dog shit”

The NRA is making this ad because we elected a Republican president and gun sales are down (way down). Without the threat that Obama and the Clintons are coming to steal your guns, they can’t keep the AR-15 factory’s operating a full capacity. The only option they have left is to push for an all out civil war.

I think that’s where the 501st legion comes in. They can pew-pew our way out of this.

For some reason “an art” gets me every time. I can’t stop giggling.

Just playing overnight and this morning, corpse explosion seems waaaay OP...and I love it and am totally ok with that! :) One explosion causes the next, and the next, until the entire screen is shaking with explosions. It’s fucking beautiful, and so much fun...

If you liked D3, you’re gonna love the necro!

I blew up so many corpses simultaneously, the games lagged. It brought a tear to my eye at the sheer beauty of it.

Was Maureen still high off that edible?

As a resident of Spokane, I decline these terms. We already have a football team with much more class and prestige. I mean, they play in the Indoor Football League, but still...

I’m going to put this comment on a different tangent.

How about we get the furies in on this? You know before Athena made them the kindly ones to spare some fucking dude! (Though if I was staging that play I’d make the ending ambiguous...maybe implying they became kindly after killing him. But I’m a misandrist.)

There are a lot of bastards who need striking down. Maybe Kali can outsource to the Erinyes.

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.