I believe it could’ve been a mix between your point and a possible concussion. Head injuries are brutal, and his looked pretty bad.

Those were some top-notch mysterious security agents/law enforcement/agents of shadow justice who must not be named. They didn’t even know this guy was a bad guy, but their justice senses were tingling, so they knew they should beat the crap out of him so that he will mend his evil ways.

It’s where you get Holocaust cloaks. Which are very important, btw. We would have been able to storm Syria’s castle if we had one of those.

Well, in his defense, they are the best place to buy Holocaust Cloaks...

There are a few good commenters over there, but man, when io9 was moved under the Gizmodo umbrella and the approved commentariats were combined? The high quality of the io9 comment sections was immediately dragged so far into the gutter you can barely see it any more.

You are a special kind of stupid aren’t you?

“[A]n immature and stupid response that literally could not have ended any other way.” What an impressively succinct encapsulation of exactly the type of reflexive bootlickery Burneko denounced in his piece. And the nice thing is, you can make literally the same exact argument in favor of literally any act of defiance…

A lot of that has to do with a belief in the Just World Fallacy. When faced with injustice, we blame the victim so we feel better.

I’m sure I speak for all current parents when I say, “WHY THE F**K COULDN’T THIS HAVE BEEN INVENTED WHEN MY KIDS WERE STILL BABIES?!?!?”

You’ve never had a baby, have you.

I shall buy these and modify them with chrome spray paint dispensers so they can be rebranded as Mad Max Motor Dream cribs. “I had a baby brother! And he was perfect in every way”:

Where the fuck was that, 25 years ago, when I really needed it?!

I have a colic 6 week old I feel you pain

Five bucks says the head of Ford’s Spanish design studio is a new parent.

This is a great stopgap until self-driving cars become available. Then you’ll be able to just put your infant in there let’er go for a joyride.

Will it simulate a Mustang...?

This needs to be made. Immediately. And I don’t mean it needs to be looked at immediately, I mean I want to see this bad boy on the shelves by the end of the month.

Ashes, I need time off from sending nasty letters and organizing and soaking my feet to watch a little brainless TV. Those posters don’t make themselves, and then I want to put an ice pack on my neck and just relax a little.

Confession: I have never seen Dirty Dancing.