Yup, we had to have one respectful conversation with the guy next door who builds mud-runners about not doing engine tests at 10:30pm (I have to get up at the ass-crack of dawn for work) and that was that. It’s not that hard.

Because his artificial voice has a US accent?

is that... is that... that’s a claymore on his hat... (brain shuts down in self-defense)

Hay I get to quote Joe Hill (The Preacher and the Slave

Played for a bit this morning on the XBone — it seems to target the nearest corpses? All I know is it worked great for me.

I wore a hat very much like that one (but in white) for my wedding... in the 1980's. ;)

Here I thought “Every man for himself” was the central message of Buddhism. (... I’ll show myself out.)

I usually reply, “Kid, I’ve got dice that are older than you.” (Purchased in 1977. My spawn wrapped them in wire cages so I can wear them as jewelry, since they aren’t very functional as dice anymore.)

Cosigned. We don’t want ‘em!

Feels bad to give that a star but I want to show support, y’know?

Just this month we learned about more restrictions which she might need to go to her pain management doctor every week to get her meds.

I’ve always wanted to be invisible, and now that it’s finally happening, it makes peri-menopause almost tolerable. Almost.

1. You must be at least 6' and 190 lbs to use “candy ass”

I just finished Johann Hari’s <i>Chasing the Scream</i> last night. Eye-opening.

treehugging homeopathic confused sponge

Welp, they’ve got “kummerspeck” for “eating your feelings”.

why doesn’t this have more stars?!!?

Man, I just posted the same thing upstairs.

I needed this 24 years ago... (spoilers: we all survived the colic months)

I told my husband that I’d never seen Dirty Dancing and he looked at me like I’d sprouted a second head. I followed up with, “Honey, it’s a movie. About dancing. In which nothing explodes. Why the fuck do you think I would have watched it?” We’ve only been married for 29 years... I guess he’s still learning about me.