Someday I’ll remember how to spell that without looking it up.

Okay, I appear to be the only one boggled by the concept of a guy who goes fast named Loris... </nerd>

Shaw’s angry Scottish cousin

Sooo... if the timing is the same in Brazil, it’s probably well after the time when microcephaly would have started. Sigh.

My theory is he was genetically engineered in a secret laboratory in the French Alps.

*mwah*

bwah hah hah

My brother bonked my spawn into an uncovered furnace duct. (He was lifting, not tossing.) He felt horrible but we were laughing too hard to reassure him because the “BOONG” noise was too funny. Oh, and sleep deprivation.

Ten years in customer service has made it quite easy to deal with assholes ;)

Starred for transubstantiation.

late reply: do you think we can get Canada to adopt us?

I hadn’t heard “lovely lady lumps” before. Yay?

I’m in the sandwich generation — I’ve got my mother in law *and* my just graduated from university kid on my cell phone bill. :D

Yes, my bright yellow car has somehow achieved fucking invisibility. Good thing my defensive driving skills were honed on a silver (aka pavement colored) vehicle.

The SPLC lawsuit in 2000 closed down the Hayden Lake compound, at least. That was pretty much the mothership for organized neo-nazi fuckery in the area.

(my wife is fucking terrifying when she’s so mad that she’s calm)

Now *that’s* using his powers for good. :D

Thanks for the reminder not to be an ass-hat. My mum is currently dying slow and hard from COPD caused by 50 years of smoking and my fingers itch to knock the cigarettes out of people’s hands (including two of my siblings!)... but I tell myself not to do it because, well, I don’t want to be an ass-hat. However, I am…

(grabby hands) I should probably refocus my empty-nest vehicular aspirations on a Miata... Nah, a woman can dream. :D

I didn’t know the correct spelling or meaning until I took that year of German in high school... before that I thought it was just something funny my dad liked to say. :D