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What Can I Say That’s Actually Helpful in Times of Grief?

You aren’t adopting someone else’s problem. You’re adopting a living, breathing animal. If there were problems, it’s because the previous owners didn’t fulfill their end of the “Pet-Owner” contract.

I rescue(d) abused German Shepherds. About 4 years ago, the house across the street from me was bought by a woman in her early 60s and her boyfriend of about the same age. At that time, I had one 9yr old GSD who was in her final days due to degenerative myelitis. My girl was completely paralyzed in the back end,…

When I’m late, I just walk into the meeting and say “I apologize that you all got here early. Now let’s begin.”

Nestle Crunch bars are great frozen.

The person who made this decision is probably the same person who thought “Let’s make one team wear all red and another wear all green for the ‘Color-Rush’ games...”

It’s about punishing giants... until you remember that they, by law, get to right it off on their taxes.  It will cost them nothing when it’s all said and done.

And breasts.

I do not. I don’t like to travel. I like sleeping in my bed. I occasionally take a few days off to unwind, but I work a job where there is no one to cover my responsibilities. If I take a week off, I come back to a week’s worth of backlog in addition to the work I need to get done.

No... they aren’t. They aren’t even close to contradictory. You’re just assuming false dichotomy. Example:

While others berate you, I’ll give you the solice of knowing you have at least one kindred spirit. I am not a fan of much in the way of Mediterranean food, be that Greek, Italian, Turkish, middle eastern or north African. There are absolutely something in each of those groupings that I will eat, but the general flavor…

Except that many people have. The record is nearly 23 minutes. Non-hyperventilating records are around 12 minutes. (source) Medical events are usually up to 6 minutes before permanent damage starts, but depending on the health and circumstances surrounding the patient, some have gone as long as 15 minutes and…

$300,000 in Apple products... so 2 iPhones and an iPad?

true and not true at the same time. While women are born with all the eggs they can ever produce, not all of the eggs they have will go through ovulation and not every ovulation produces one and only one egg. Some are left over once a women goes through menopause.

Men’s sperm drops in quality significantly as they age just like women. While women go through menopause and stop producing eggs entirely. Men’s sperm just get... ‘wonkier’ ... with age.

My parents did the same thing with me and a PB&J sandwich when I was around 4yrs old when I wouldn’t try it.

This. So much this.

During the NHL lockout in 04-05, I got to play a pick-up game that (unbeknownst to us) included Professional NHL Goon: Gino Odjick. He was a “3-4min per game who was basically only there to fight” type of player. I was a 6'4" 260 pound defensemen who had played briefly in the ECHL as an emergency call-up roster filler…