I prefer the EBDB

Well, colour me surprized that thou art still refuuting the naturalized methods of language evolution.

Be careful invoking Bret Favre.  Once you get him, it takes years of him retiring but not retiring only to retire again but not really yes really ok for real this time to get rid of him.

And most of that standardization came from a single book written by Ambrose Bierce in which he describes all the ‘grammatical errors’ that are his own personal pet peeves and not actually any sort of steadfast rules.

I don’t think your conclusion matches your statements. Try the same argument with dogs and it becomes clear:

It wasn’t King, but the original horror writer out of New England: H.P. Lovecraft.

The best seltzer is a whiskey soda (preferably J.D.).

Adults go over the fence. Children go through the gate.

We evolved bitter tasting as a way to identify poisonous foods.

Hops were originally added to beer to preserve it. In these modern times, we have refrigeration and pasteurization so we no longer have to ruin perfectly good beer with bitter tasting flowers.

As the owner of my local bar often says, “No good story ever started with ‘No thanks.  I don’t want that free shot of tequila.’”

When your kids both claim they weren’t the one who broke the window, you’d probably ask your partner, “Well, who do you believe?”

I’d be more apt to completely believe the doctor if:

Hands down... Cow Knuckles

Hands down... Cow Knuckles

DHD Hot Dogs!

Missing: Trick them into getting back together as an adorable young kid so they don’t have to date others.

That’s the Diamond Cartel’s “selling price”.  To find out what it’s really worth, try selling one.

Full disclosure, I am a registered Libertarian. I believe that smaller gov’t is better and that our personal rights are sacrosanct, however, I don’t agree with 90% of what the Libertarian party has become.

Unlike the IIHF, cocaine is not considered a performance enhancing drug and is therefore not a Prohibited Substance under the NHL/NHLPA Performance Enhancing Substances Program. Instead, it is considered a drug of abuse that is tested for and for which intervention, evaluation and mandatory treatment can occur in…

Bread is made from flour mixed with baking soda, but I would go calling a good pumpernickel “flour”.