Trump is Shisno. What is Shisno, let me explain in the form of a modified screen-play from RvB:

Twenty-five years ago, the idea of a fried egg on a burger was fantastical. (Maybe heretical?)

Just like the last time they met in 2013...

Maybe if we paid attention to these cries for help, we could’ve gotten him to a neurologist sooner and he wouldn’t have had to deal with the Christmas party brain injury and subsequent hospitalization.

Counter-counter-counterpoint: Countersink.

I shave my head every 4-6 weeks with clippers and have for going on 20ish years.  So multiply the going rate of a haircut X an average of 8 cuts per year X 20 years == lots of cash ... not to mention all the money saved on shampoo, conditioner, mousse/gel/hairspray....

Didja ever go to make a pork sausage, and find it’s got hairs all over it?

Q. What is the second fastest thing in the world?

No that is the type “supply-side” solutions that the Republican party needs. Ever thought about joining up?

Same. I have severe food allergies, some deadly enough to the point where I carry EpiPens with me at all times. I have some of the more common food allergies (like peanuts and shellfish) and some not so common ones (like soy and raw tomatoes). Because of this, I am very hesitant to try new foods. I eat a lot (and I…

that band who did the cover of MJ’s “Smooth Criminal.”

Of course Donnie-two-scoops is going to fund the Special Olympics. That’s 10 days every summer he gets to get rid of Eric and when it’s done, there will be a new “I’m a Champion” ribbon for the Trump Clan to hang on their fridge.

They’re not stupid. Their department signed a long-term sponsorship deal with Apple Maps in the mid-aughts and they’ve been suffering for it every raid since...

But the candle contained potassium benzoate...
(that’s bad)

But I am still impressed/horrified that his swear vocabulary apparently does not rise to the level of a pre-adolescent Philadelphian.

I’d like to see a breakdown of the opinions of this by age. I wonder if it would be like the “Brexit Vote” where the people that voted for it were mostly the older ones that wouldn’t have to deal with the ramifications because they were likely to die before the outcomes of it were fully realized.

While everything you described about a long-distance train is true, you missed one more reason for taking them over planes: medically unable to fly.

counterpoint: if you need that much sugar and cream to make your coffee palatable, then you don’t really like coffee. Stop lying to yourself and have a milkshake and a 5hr energy instead.