Pittsburgh: Send someone ahead with a folding chair to save the spot for you.

I will leave you alone about mayo as long as you stop trying to convince me that vinegar is edible in any form.

There is a third option: word play funny.

What are you guys talking about? Growing up, I was taught that there were only 4 musical acts out of Canada: Rush, Celine Dion, Anne Murry, and The Arrogant Worms.

Is Melnyk trying to tank so he can move the team to Seattle? This could be Hollywood’s next big re-make/re-imagining: “Major League: Like the one with Charlie Sheen, but on ice in Canada”

It wasn’t a very “top-heavy” draft, but using my ever-so-scientific method of “do I still recognize the name 23 years later” metric, the first 2 rounds weren’t that bad:

I gotta ask... why do you hate tall white women?

I use a regular old toothbrush and toothpaste to keep my grill nice and shiny and plaque-free.

This is not getting enough love.

Neither.  Just calling it as I see it.

Very nice article, but you kind of ignored the elephant in the room: John Tortorella. He is a good coach that has historically gotten very good returns out of middle-tier players, however he doesn’t have the best history dealing with offensive stars and players that are better off at free-wheeling and creative play.

Not to dissuade you, but the Earth cannot become Venus-like with it’s greenhouse gases. There just isn’t enough of them on Earth. If we go back several geological ages, there was a point when the CO2, N2O, Methane, and water vapor were at levels much higher than now. That lead to the Carboniferous Period where giant…

As I said in the last Evander Kane thread: he’s Sean Avery 2.0. 

Us wypipo don’t limit it to just PoC. I have a 18" long beard that I tie off with multiple hair ties into a sort of “front pony tail” just because I hate shaving. The number of people (almost all white, except for Parker, my alcohol fueled drummer because there’s always one...) constantly want to pull on it or stroke…

At the risk of getting downvoted to hell (sorry, wrong comment system), but he never said nor insinuated that you should “lock-up your vagina” nor that you were “asking for it”. He was attempting to address a very emotional issue with a logic-based viewpoint called “Risk Mitigation” that is commonly used in the…

Did it, though?  Did it?

Counterpoint:

Wow... that was a whole lot of deflection.

Look at that fuckin’ treasure trail.  You look like a 12yr old dutch girl.