It killed me a little to see Mickey and Ian break up. For all the reasons I hate Sammi, ruining the break-up scene is probably highest on the list.

A friend of mine has really good liability insurance. One time, while watching football, he chucked the remote at the TV and severely cracked the screen. We couldn't finish the game, but the insurance paid for a new TV. Whenever I see Rowan or a B-613 storyline pop up on Scandal, I feel urged to up my liability…

By episode 5 of this show, I feel underwhelmed. it is not buddy cop enough, not absurd enough and not even funny or different enough. It doesn't go far enough to tone down, nor have they figured out the pacing in general. Liza Lapira is miscast (or maybe just needs to be told who her character is), Kal Penn is…

Submission for quote of the night: "What if you beat the cancer and find out you have Aids." No wonder Bianca's avoiding her family.

Your friend's life would make a better movie than Marfa Girl. Copper wire and all.

Replacing actors in lieu of characters irritates me even more. I feel it's a lazy way writers chose not to progress the story. Using actors for multiple roles is more tolerable. However, this is Paget Brewster going from IT office lady to consultant office lady, not a Mark Lenard range as it were. And with a show as…

But if they were separated at birth, is this still the best timeline?

Exactly! I can't ignore that. And in general, I don't agree with all the Frankie love in here.

Lena Dunham should stick to playing characters she wrote herself. Hannah Horvath got bangs, put on a suit and thought we wouldn't notice she is out of Brooklyn with a wig. And then she got killed. That's what happens when you venture out.

Watched Ladders, then saw I still had last night's Castle recorded. Double Nathan Fillion. Blows my mind. I mean, wrinkles my brain.

She looked good. Finally wearing pants.

I want to watch The Butcher and the Baker. #6seasonsandamovie

Same her, for a minute. Would've been repetitive.

For sure my favorite part of the story. I laughed so hard when Carl puts on the do-rag. Nobody is getting scared straight.

They are right to assume we've forgotten, but then they use flashbacks that make us dummies reflect on all the crap they've pulled. As much as I hate to say this, at this point I feel like Rowan should come back with a 10-minute monologue to sum up the plot holes and why we're where we're at.

What a fitting review, Joshua. I, too, somehow developed Scandal Stockholm syndrome and completely forgot Winslow et al. tied into the kidnapping plot. Bizzare.

Just to clarify: In this scenario does Zach hook up with his mom? And is it legal, because he's possessed?

"He's a little small for his age."
"You mean slow. You said small, but I think you meant slow."
Debbie trying to be helpful.

The way Eddie says "Jem-ma". Awesome.

Yes, why isn't TV more like real life?
(His mom and Will went to Georgetown, might be a useful storyline at some point.)