The reason the customers eyes glaze over is most of the agreements you guys engage them with are murky and opaque. Rather than explain clearly what the transaction includes you do that incredibly annoying thing where you quickly flip pages on an unnecessarily long contract and rapidly point at signing points while…

around 20 years ago I purchased a used Subaru from a local Subaru dealer. I found out about 2 weeks after purchasing it that it was burning oil. They gave me the run around for weeks and in the end they didn’t fix it and they would not take the car back ( a 2500$ car at the time ).

I spoke with their sales manager…

And just like that, you’ve summoned him!

Worst Mustang?

Even without magnets, the Cybertruck is still pretty polarizing...

All of a sudden? Hating Elon is not new. He’s been an embarrassing imbecil since at least the cave submarine incident. 

This. Aaron Rodgers has spent his life getting good at playing Quarterback, so it stands to reason he’s a reputable expert on the subject. But what is there about 20 years of throwing balls and being hit in the head that makes him an expert about vaccines?

What I’ve seen in my career is that a lot of very smart people aren’t aware of the fact that they aren’t smart in all things.

I remember when a dealer did a BOGO for a Pontiac Vibe.

I remember when the Daewoo dealer was offering TWO Lanos (Lanoses - Lanosi?) for $129/month lol

Bronco or Blazer? I daily an 80s K5 with the removable rear hard top. This would immediately be top of my list for next vehicle if it was sold like that....but without the graphics.

I was thinking that and was going to comment, “I’m sure Musk can get human bodies on Mars, but they might not be moving around a lot.”  But truth be told, I’m not confident he can get corpses safely there, either.

I don’t normally shit on a whole group of people, but for CT owners, I’ll make an exception.

“Honey?”

We accidentally “took” someone’s spot once at a Costco. Except that they were apparently waiting for it at the end of the row--three or four cars over?!? It was empty, so we took it. We didn’t drive around them or anything because again, they were on the street at the end of the row. All of a sudden this woman and her…

Yes, when filled with water or corn syrup.

I don’t negotiate with terrorists. This will eventually get me killed, and I’m okay with that.

In stories like these, I always wonder what the other party told everyone else from their perspective. “And then this asshat blared his horn at me for a minute before I decided to be the bigger person and let him have the spot he tried to take from me.” 

The other issue is waiting for things to “boot up”. My WRX touch screen has the A/C controls on it. So I get in my car in the middle of summer and try to crank the A/C, only for my finger jabbing to do nothing until the car is “ready”.

The entire subaru community gave a gigantic collective “WTF?” When the 22 wrx was revealed. Granted.. we tend to do that for EVERY release of it, but really? Plastic cladding? Is this a fucking crosstrek?