“These violent delights have violent ends.”

If she likes small feet, have I got a president for her!

The last good bear just got popped for PEDs

In honor of the Walt Whitman Bridge:

Isn’t that what Antonio Brown got fined for?

See also: Holazo

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

I bet this guy is a Cardinals fan.

“We will freak nasty until the sun come up, where I will then offer you only the finest rechargeable toothbrush and Crest brand toothpastes.”

“I will entice you with soft bread of the whole grain kind, with the most grains possible. Then I will hit you doggie style.”

Soon this league will be virtually unrecognizable. A power forward the size of a single proton? OK, pal, but not on my watch!! Do you think a wing player should be no larger than a down quark so that he can exploit the laws of physics to travel the potato through the objective circle? NEITHER DO I MY FRIEND BECAUSE I…

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

He’s been solid in the building over the last couple of weeks . . .

Omg please, for the love of everything green, make Leitch write the game recap tomorrow morning. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I’LL GIVE YOU EVERY PAIR OF SOCKS I OWN AND WALK THE EARTH BAREFOOT

Shut up.

I posted the same joke before... just I’m in the grays. Dammit!

It would’ve been awesome had the redemption pic just been a giant middle finger in a suit coat.

Fuck this noise, at this rate I’m going to sign up for whatever online package the KBO League has and revel in all of its bat pinwheeling and somersaulting, pop star pitching glory. I know our country was founded by Puritans, but the day we get out celebrated by a nation that thinks blaring megaphones is a realistic…