It’s a pretty simple game to play. You put out an appropriately worded survey and I can get you a figure anywhere from sub-one percent to more than fifty.

...but he has suffered depression since he was with the Bears,”...

For this story to really go viral, it needs a “Ballghazi”-style brand name:

I love the name of that town. It demands use as a verb, like, “Geno Smith got Pfugervilled.”

This is a story in three parts.