Other rejected kicker/names:

“the ball boy dutifully gathered his stool”

Not as funny as a kicker named “Blewitt.”

Minor leaguers know the shame of being brought up too soon, only to be sent back down early.

Someone needs to order a Code Red.

tl;dr: Cleveland

In all seriousness, is there a stat that tracks leads surrendered by a team? Maybe it’s just a lifetime of Cubs fandom affecting my brain, but I swear this season is the worst for “no lead is safe” with this team. Enlighten me, Internet?

No, he has ruptured the very fiber of his being.

In Pittsburgh, his options were frozen

In Pittsburgh, his options were frozen

Thanks for answering my “Where is Starlin Castro?” question.

= “A Butterburger in every behind.”

Sometimes, screen names just write themselves.

The wanting is the hardest part.

Really disappointed to discover that...

I just want to hear the audio.

“‘Oversight.’ You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

#timepedant

I see what you deed there.