Also referred to as the “blown save.”

Someone tell Jay they misspelled “Ditka” on his hat.

Is it just me, or have we lost the objective, even-handed tone of this ongoing coverage? This new editorializing troubles me. It also delights me.

That Bastardo deal means no more Niese guy?

I once got a “steaming Matheny.” Kinda disappointing, actually.

I love getting my daily St. Louis dispatch post!

Can we get him a matchup with Bieber?

He’s just drawing up something special:

“I will entice you with soft bread of the whole grain kind, with the most grains possible. Then I will hit you doggie style.”

This is all well and good, but how are my Cardinals doing tonight?

#whitejeansmatter

So, you’re saying Odor is offensive?

Ceci n’est pas une pipe.

Failure to follow a lawful order is also an open invitation to further (albeit lesser) criminal charges. More than on-scene procedural thoroughness or formal language for writing a report, it gives prosecutors a potential basis for another charge, if so inclined.

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Man, Schwarber must be kicking himself.

How can this story not end with the Giants graciously comping them front-row seats to another game? Sure, it will be a Cardinals game that nobody wants to see, but still...

“Touch of Irony” was the ironic name of the brothel.

Kudos for a fun day. Can we expect to see manly Military Grade Flashlight ads all over Jez from here on out?

The Tommy John Drill.