But will Bob Vila return?

Legiorrhea. It’s now a mutated strain.

May I add a corollary to your point on jealousy and your theme of “just let it go”? It’s the irrational pursuit of fairness, particularly in the workplace. Like jealousy, it involves a debilitating perception that someone other than you is getting more favorable treatment, opportunities, rewards, visibility,…

#kingjimmy

Hereafter known as the “El Chapo” oil change.

The only chosen Newton is the Raspberry Newton.

Artisanal weeds, subsequently rolled on the thighs of 20 flower girls to form tube-shaped centerpieces. Then placed in bowls upon bowls for attendees to smoke.

I’d run with it.

I’d have a bit more faith in your diagram if it didn’t refer to the “prostrate.” (Unless that’s the button one pushes to make me fall flat on my face...hmm.)

Story aside, “ESPN Greenville”?

They spelled “moksins” wrong.

He’s the complete package.

Just another dick move.

I recognize a new euphemism when I see one:

Too easy.

If it was truly Nazi bullshit, they would have chanted “We want a pitcher, not a Lubavitcher.”

Ah, the sounds of virginity.

Ironic Cubs enthusiasm is the best Cubs enthusiasm.

If he’s just going to stand there and admire his work, you can bet he’s going to get plunked his next time up.

Remember, White Sox fans: The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference.