Sark’s lucky. In some cities, you can still get arrested for a “chocolate amenity.”

By my count, 16 for 20 and a QBeaR rating of 92.4.

While we’re being “constructive,” a mention that this was a first half TD might be relevant.

Unironic Zubas are the best Zubaz.

#gingerlivesmatter

I think they found the contract terms opposable.

I’d say you’re going out on a digit more than out on an entire limb.

Technically, the banner would have been suspended.

“was the winningest men’s basketball coach at the university”

For this story to really go viral, it needs a “Ballghazi”-style brand name:

“New to Twitter?”

Scene: Client dinner in the restaurant at the top of the Burj al Arab hotel in Dubai.

Ridonkulous, actually.

James Taylor is what I have the MRI techs play in my headphones while I’m getting a scan. I believe my brain activity technically ceases.