We really need to update Olympic events to modern times. Suggestions include:

No disc drive = no used games, which gets all the game publishers drooling.

games have a defined memory space that can be easily trawled through, especially for older games, cancer is essentially infinite and always evolving

Your idea was intriguing to me so I made this:

Enough about the BMW X7, can we get back to the tractor now?

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

Came here to say exactly this. It looks like the Rabbid/Splinter Cell figure I got my dad for Fathers Day 2007.

The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

He didn’t.  He couldn’t spell it.

Ignoring everything else you said for a moment, I have to ask... why did you censor the word “idiot”?

She’s goes by Jill.

Conversation with significant other as soon as the buyer gets home:

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

I will call your dog Crunchwrap for you, you heartless bastard.

There’s zero percent I don’t buy her for MYSELF!

Dear Penthouse,

I literally explain in two paragraphs how much I think the chests will annoy people and how they ruin a fun part of RPGs. I also put the annoying chests in the headline.

If you and six of your siblings control a single body and people shout “Run! A Hydra!” when they see you.... you might be a headneck.