If you and six of your siblings control a single body and people shout “Run! A Hydra!” when they see you.... you might be a headneck.

You are there to answer some damn questions.

oooooo are we bringing back light guns for games yaaaaaaaay!

I can shit wherever I want.

I haven’t played the game so maybe I’m missing something story-wise but 76 stands for the number of patches until it’s playable, right?

The price is inversely proportional to the significance of the summit. 

All the canvassing for the midterm elections really depleted our reserves. 

The giant shark is from the recent movie The Meg, starring Jason Statham. I meant it to be a more realistic replacement for Emerald Weapon.

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

Start of the gallery: Ah, come on, I love Blizzard cosplay too, but the best in cosplay? I’m sure that’s just hyperbole.

“President Trump believes in a free press and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and his Administration.”

Was wondering when the incoherent post about Christianity would come. There it is! 

Maybe there’s something I’m missing about Lego’s mission and how they prefer their boxed items to be presented but there are a ton of fan-made Overwatch heroes that look a lot better.

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

What are the odds that this woman would gush over white kids selling lemonade.

Wait I think I’ve played this game:

I know I’m supposed to be grossed out by this. A decade ago, I would’ve been. But I’ve been so turned around on how great rats are that now I see that swarm and I can only see this: