These fuckers cannot and should not stop until there are saliva trails dangling between people’s lips.

Yeah I don’t blame corporations for doing this at all. The law says you can legally stuff a politician’s pockets with cash. Who wouldn’t do that? The problem is that the law allows it in the first place...

Yes.

I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

How so very very “I’m not racist, but”

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

The ESRB is a subsidiary of the ESA, a lobbyist group consisting of major video game publishers. So yes, the ESRB is part of the video game industry.

Fox & Friends?

Wow!

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Are Rockstar games being delayed even news anymore? I just take their original target date, add 6-18 months, and there’s your real target date.

I haven’t seen the Kotaku censor fish in years. Holy shit.

How about we let people play games however they want?

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

Diddy Kong is playable.

You would think that Wilpon would have a better understanding of “unsustainable” economic models by now.

Because the Mon Cal cruiser was massive and expensive. And it simply disabled Snoke’s dreadnought for a time. Missiles are effective because they go fast, but consider the speed of the cruiser to what it might have done at sublight... it actually only did, what, two or three times its possible sublight damage, plus…

Yeah, I’ve actually changed the headline from ‘Downsized’ to ‘Scaled Down’ to make it clear that people were moved, not laid off.