I’m so indignant about the idea of wheels in this game that I bought a copy and created an account just so I could quit the game and swear it off forever.

Wow, that is fucked up. I’m sorry you had to experience that.

I haven’t heard a fucking peep out of any of them since about a week after the election... which is about the only good thing that has happened since the election.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Nah, I actually think this is what most players want. Current Destiny is a mess in terms of balancing, economy, leveling, and pretty much everything involving gear.

Oh man, as a web designer, you have no idea how many times I’ve needed that perfect “nurse frightened by cucumber” stock image, but couldn’t deliver. Thanks for sharing!

Sort of, yeah! Except you don’t have to wash off tornado or worry about the tornado on your clothing giving you radiation sickness.

D.B. Pooper

...Do you actually how to count, Nathan?

As long as President Trump keeps leaving messes, yes, you will continue to see this kind of coverage.

Can we just stop and talk for a minute about that Geo-Metro-2-door-Trans-Sport-6-wheeled-van-thing in the background?

Who says that’s not the case?

You bought a console for a game without a release date?

Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

Guilty as charged, barring extremely rare cases where I just have to play Game X RIGHT NAO, I won’t buy anyhing unless it’s over 50% discount. But the truth is, I really shouldn’t be buying any more games at all. I have a huge, huge backlog of games, many impulse purchases from old sales, that just languish there,…

It is so hard to find a good pair of pants in Let It Die. It took me days before I found a blueprint so I could craft my own.

That’s a fun feature! But I’m having a hard time getting past the fact that neither person is wearing pants in the header image.