In your defense, it’s pretty obvious you have no idea what female skin looks like in real life.

The top picture reminds me of Chakan: The Forever Man

Hey man, I’m just trying to help out. Gotta please those investors.

You just became the school kid that reminds the teacher theres a quiz on the day you aren’t ready haha

Cool, kid. *

“why?”

“Captain Open-Parenthesis!”

The : is silent. You pronounce the (.

Video Games.

teaching me to play XCOM instead

Punisher: Tell me, do you bleed?

I’m sure there’s more to that first sentence.

wow dark

There isn’t even a hint of a negative tone in this article.

Nobody cares about Mac gaming. Except Blizzard.

*checks gut*

A reduction in piracy won’t = an increase in sales. it’ll just result in less games being played by pirates.

You take that back.